Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Wore a Bikini Again, Guess What Happened

Lindsay Lohan in Miami. (May 23, 2011)

"Oh, no, right in the front of the paparazzi! It’s like I’m doing this on purpose…”

As Lindsay Lohan watched the press roll in yesterday from her weekend of flashing the world, she conveniently had another wardrobe malfunction, and here we are because the Internet runs on boobs. Of course, some might say it’s an innocent accident, while others of a more handsome nature will say it’s to distract from the fact she was also photographed holding a bottle of pills and there’s no explaining that one away. That’d be like seeing Charlie Sheen with a pile white powder and trying to convince someone it’s baking soda. “He’s probably just cooking snickerdoodles. Warm, delicious snickerdoodles. In his nose.”
 

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  "Oh, no, right in the front of the paparazzi! It’s like I’m doing this on purpose…”

 Here’s the clean and sober Lindsay outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don’t know how else to describe what’s happening here without going, “Wow, that chick’s snorting coke.” Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk, so I should at least give Lindsay the benefit of the doubt that she didn’t blatantly violate her probation by ingesting drugs off a New York City sidewalk. For all I know, she set out that night to get illegally drunk in the most discrete way possible. “Only small, dainty nips from the boot flask,” she probably wrote in her diary next to a drawing of Samantha Ronson with an ice pick in her face as tiny hearts shoot out of the wound. “Sigh… will she ever propose?”

Lindsay Lohan in front Japanese restaurant in Manhattan. (March 30, 2011)