Rihanna Had to Perform With Britney

*sniff sniff* “Dayamn, woman…”

You know how you were young and just about to go someplace really awesome, only to have your parents make you take your little brother or sister with you?
That has to be what it feels like to find out you’re performing with Britney Spears. So here’s Rihanna experiencing just that at last night’s Billboard Music Awards where Britney didn’t so much as “perform” as wander around and remember she’s supposed to do something with a stripper pole… eventually. Seriously, at one point, they just started having a pillow fight because apparently playing Pat-a-cake would’ve been way too complex, not to mention involve food. “Why you say cake but no have frostin’?” *throws Rihanna into audience*

Rihanna Had to Perform With Britney

Rihanna Photo Leaked Again

  It seems like Rihanna camera phone pictures have been leaking since the dawn of the Internet, every few months, a few more candid snaps of the Barbadian hottie diva kind of almost singer. Again, sure, I rip on her musical skills, but I have nothing but lust in my brain, heart, and... toes, for the hard body and asstastic this pop star brings to the real life camera stage on a regular basis. I don't know exactly who the first girl was to decide it'd be an amazing idea to get all half-clothed and shoot pictures of herself in the mirror and fire them off to her boyfriend d'jour, but, bless you.                             

They are banned celebs

Rihanna 
is a Barbadian singer, model, and beauty queen. Born in Saint Michael, Barbados, Rihanna relocated to the United State.


 

Paris Hilton 
First known to the tabloids as "Paris the Heiress," Hilton went from party-hopping socialite to self-made entertainment brand early in the 21st century. She is the great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, granddaughter of Barron Hilton, grand-niece of Nicholas Conrad "Nicky" Hilton (the one-time husband of Elizabeth Taylor) and daughter of real estate magnate Rick Hilton.

Jessica Alba
She auditioned for the leading role in Dark Angel. She caught the eye of James Cameron and will now star in the post anticipated TV show of 2000, Dark Angel. With the huge success of Dark Angel and its legion of fans, Jessica will no longer be a rising star, she will be among the hollywood elite, a star.

Rihanna grabs lunch at upscale Chinese Restaurant Philippe Chow

Rihanna grabs lunch at upscale Chinese restaurant Philippe Chow on the Upper East Side of New York City.

The 21-year-old Bajan beauty lunched at the best table in the house with singer/songwriter Santigold.

Is a Rihanna-Santigold collaboration in the works?

Let's hope so!